John Waters’ AnOther Man Proust Questionairre
What are you thinking of right now?
The homework of publicity.
What makes you laugh?
Wit, and even more so – accidental wit.
What makes you cry?
The fact that there is obviously no such thing as karma-look at the assholes in your life who walk the earth in good health and then think of your amazingly great friends who are dead.
What do you consider to be the greatest invention?
Do you have a mentor or inspirational figure that has guided or influenced you?
My book Role Models mentions all of them! Sorry, I’m a travelling salesman by trade.
Where do you feel most at home?
In un-ironic Baltimore.
Where are you right now?
In my beautiful apartment in San Francisco reading an hilariously grumpy book, My Prizes: An Accounting by Thomas Bernhard.
What is your proudest achievement in work?
I guess that my films can’t be stomped out over time..at least not yet.
What is your proudest achievement in life?
Many friendships that have lasted thirty to forty years.
What do you most dislike about contemporary culture?
Reality shows made for the lowest common denominator of viewers so even they can feel superior to somebody.
What do you most like about the age we live in?
Free porn online.
At what points do life and work intersect?
I’m lucky-almost always for me. Even if I go to a monster redneck bar on a Friday night, I’m looking for material that I can turn into comedy.
What’s the best advice you’ve been given?
Don’t be afraid to ask. A “no” is free.
What is the biggest risk you’ve ever taken?
Without knowing it, smoking cigarettes.
Recommend a book or poem that has changed your perspective on life?
Again, I pick my favourite five books in Role Models but if I had to pick just one of those it would be In Youth Is Pleasure by Denton Welch. Let’s hope all children’s neurotic fantasies can be as pleasurable as his were to the reader. And hopefully to this weird little author himself.
What is your earliest childhood memory?
Being in my crib and listening to the radio soap opera Helen Trent with my Mom.
What’s the most important relationship in your life?
Friends who give me intimacy without romantic drama.
What’s the most romantic action you’ve taken?
Well, I once gave a boyfriend a raw chicken heart gift wrapped for Valentine’s Day. He was the type of guy who actually liked the idea.
What’s the most spiritual action you’ve taken?
A general day-to-day believe in the basic goodness of people.
If you could wish for one change in the world what would it be?
An end to all wars based on religion.